What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:50

-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
Moonraker
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
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-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd